Table Techs are a collection of Items & Synergies that activate when a table is flipped. Currently, there are 8 Table Tech items and 4 synergies (these synergies are known as "Hidden Techs").
Every regular Table Tech is apparently a chapter of a "Tabla Sutra", a book for learning "Flipjitsu" — a joke on the supposed complexities and verboseness of jujitsu teachings, as well as a reference to the Kama Sutra, which teaches a wide range of sexual positions.
Chapter 1: And when a table is masterfully flipped, what a most magnificent sight! Surely all who witness the flip of a true master can only stand transfixed, agog. (Stun)
Chapter 2: When a table is flipped, does it not feel anger? Does it not feel rage? Understand that feeling, and when you flip the table, be yourself flipped. (Rage)
Chapter 3: And in flipping the table, we are bettered. He who knows the table knows himself. (Sight)
Chapter 4: A clear table leads to a clear mind. (Blanks)
Chapter 5: A poor man sells tables. A rich man buys tables. The wise man flips tables, and cares not for mundane possessions of the physical world. In this way, he becomes truly wealthy. (Money)
Chapter 6: In flipping, there is both a momentary creation and a permanent destruction. Both should be cherished. (Shotgun)
Final chapter: [scorched and illegible] (Rocket)
Appendix E: Time is the fire in which we burn. Tables are but embers of the past. (Heat)