Sponge

 is a passive item.

Effects

 * Removes all liquids/webbing near the player.
 * Allows the player to understand Professor Goopton (not an actual game-changing mechanic).

Trivia

 * Godliness is a reference to the idiom, Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
 * The synergy is a reference to SpongeBob SquarePants.