Professor Goopton



Professor Goopton is an NPC that can be rescued from a cell in the Gungeon Proper or the Oubliette. After being rescued, he will set up shops in the Gungeon, where he will sell goop-themed items and guns with a x0.8 price discount. After purchasing something from his shop in the Gungeon, he will also move to The Breach, where new goop-themed items and guns can be unlocked with. A total of 146 is required to purchase everything.

Unlike other NPCs, his dialogue will be written in an alien language - or rather, in Alienese alphabet from Futurama. The Sponge grants players the ability to understand Goopton.

Quotes
After being rescued:
 * "Thank you for rescuing me! My name is Professor Goopton. I came to the Gungeon to research the strange and mysterious goops that can be found here! I have long been a student of the Blobulonian Empire's technology. I followed them here, years ago, to see how their martial strategies would evolve in the Gungeon."

After leaving the cell:
 * "Thank you again. Hopefully, I will see you again soon!"

Entering his shop:
 * "Welcome, welcome!"
 * "Welcome! I have opened this small shop to continue my research."
 * "All proceeds will go toward funding my research!"

Purchasing an item:
 * "Thank you for your support!"
 * "Ah, you certainly have an eye for the viscous!"

Attempting to purchase an item without enough :
 * "I'm not sure you have enough for that..."

Talking to him:
 * "What are those monstrosities coming out of your body?"
 * "You are the ugliest thing I have ever seen."
 * "Your lack of goop is concerning and disgusting."
 * "Away with you."

Leaving his shop:
 * "Farewell!"

Shooting him:
 * "You son of a goop!"
 * "Goophole!"
 * "Goophead!"