Silencer

 is a gun that fires zippers. Hitting an enemy with the swing of the weapon will stun the enemy.

Trivia

 * If the player has Turkey, the gun fires an exploding pillow that shoots feather projectiles each time it reloads.
 * This gun is a reference to the myth of pillows being used as makeshift silencers.
 * 300 Dead Count is a pun on "Thread Count", a term often used to measure the quality of sheets. It is also a reference to an episode of American Dad, where the phrase "300 thread count, 300 dead count" is used
 * The character of Alben Smallbore mentioned in the Ammonomicon entry of this and the Flame Hand is a reference to Headmaster Albus Dumbledore from the Harry Potter series.