Turtle Problem

Turtle Problem is a passive item.

Effects

 * Upon clearing a room, spawns a turtle familiar.
 * Turtles can block bullets and deal contact damage to enemies. They will die if they take a certain amount of damage.

Trivia

 * The item was originally cut from the main game, but reintroduced in A Farewell to Arms.
 * Most likely a reference to the philosophical conundrum of the Great Turtle (or any being) holding up the Earth. "What's holding up that turtle?"  "Another turtle."  "So what's holding up that turtle?"  "It's turtles, all the way down."
 * Possibly a reference to the Great God Om in Terry Pratchett's Small Gods, who was reduced to a talking turtle accompanying his one remaining true believer.
 * Could also be a reference to the quote "It's turtles all the way down," which is often used to express a code problem that has many complex layers. This would explain the statement "You’ve just inherited a big problem," since often in enterprise software, developers inherit a lot of complex code with complex problems.
 * The turtles can be stunned and killed with Grappling Hook.